Humor Quotes |
The only normal people are the ones that you don’t know very well.
My only objective is to isolate your stupidity.
David A.J. Axson
Be amusing: never tell unkind stories; above all, never tell long ones.
If you’re offered a seat on a rocket ship, don’t ask what seat! Just get on.
What you do speaks so loudly that I cannot hear what you say.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid.
Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
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