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The only normal people are the ones that you don’t know very well.

~ Alfred Adler

My only objective is to isolate your stupidity.

~ David A.J. Axson

Be amusing: never tell unkind stories; above all, never tell long ones.

~ Benjamin Disraeli

If you’re offered a seat on a rocket ship, don’t ask what seat! Just get on.

~ Sheryl Sandberg

What you do speaks so loudly that I cannot hear what you say.

~ Ralph Waldo Emerson

The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid.

~ Jane Austen

Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.

~ Narcotics Anonymous

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

~ Oscar Wilde

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

~ Mae West

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.

~ Albert Einstein