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Oh youre the friend anybody

Oh, you're the friend anybody ever had. And it's funny, but I feel as if I'd known you all the time, but I couldn't have, could I?

~ Frank L Baum

What you do speaks so loudly that I cannot hear what you say.

~ Ralph Waldo Emerson

The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid.

~ Jane Austen

Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.

~ Narcotics Anonymous

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

~ Oscar Wilde

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

~ Mae West

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.

~ Albert Einstein